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  Kate made her way up the driveway of the luxurious looking house. Her boyfriend James had texted her telling her to meet her here at his Aunt’s place. She had only met Elizabeth Jennings a couple of times but there was something about the woman that made Kate uneasy. She had this aura about her, that she was at a higher level than everyone around her. James had always described his Aunt as a stuck-up rich bitch, but Kate felt there was something more than that. It wasn’t just that Mrs. Jennings acted as she was superior to others, but that she made you feel it too. She had that mixture of elegance and self-assurance that gave her a regal bearing. That you were commoners being graced by her presence. Kate rang the doorbell to the house and was greeted by Mrs Jennings, who as always was dressed to impress. Today she looked as if she was about to head off to the Winter Gala, wearing a luxurious black fur coat that fell down to her ankles. The coat was fully closed so Kate could only s

  With VR the latest tech craze, avid gamer Jonathan was eager to update his gaming rig to the highest specs. The COVID19 pandemic had left Jonathan unemployed and short on cash, so he had to buy a cheap VR kit from a company in China. It was mainly a standard kit, except it come with special edition. A full body suit that was made of a shiny and silky material. The manual explained that the suit is required to give the wearer the full virtual reality experience. Jonathan was starting to regret choosing to buy a kit based around how sexy the company’s mascot. Once he set it all up, Jonathan undressed down to his underwear and started putting on the suit. He found it oddly easy to put on, like a pair of comfy pajamas. It even had attached socks, gloves and a hood.   He zipped up the suit all the way to his neck and grabbed the VR headset. He put on the head set booted up the program. He was instantly transported into a completely empty white space. “Holy shit this is amazing!” He sh

 If there was anything James dreaded most in life, it was having to visit his Aunt Elizabeth. The woman was a selfish shrew of a woman who lorded her wealth over the rest of the family. She was only tich because she married a wealthy C.E.O, whose company she took over once her husband had mysteriously disappeared. She had invited her nephew to come visit, telling him there would be a special surprise for him.   James knocked on the door to his Aunts ostentatious townhouse. He heard his aunt call out. “The doors open, darling. Come inside, I have something very special to show you.” James groaned at the thought of whatever Elizabeth had planned for him today. He opened the door and went inside the foyer. “And close the door behind you, I don’t want some derelict homeless wretch coming in here.” James slammed the door shut. “There, now it is just us.” Aunt Elizabeth walked into the foyer from her kitchen. As usual she was dressed in her most luxurious finery, that always ma

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(Commission for  @trialsoflust ​, Marilyn Yusuf’s biggest fan) Deep in the Bulgarian mountains, there is legend of a secret temple that houses ancient dark powers beyond mortal comprehension. There the acolytes of the cult of Yusuf worship and protect the dark powers. It is said that if one seeks and find this hidden temple, they would be granted an opportunity to commune with the darkness and gain dark powers of their own. Powers that would allow them to achieve great wealth and strength, to remake the world to their desires and subjugate those that dare defy them. Daniel Richards, an English artist, aimed to seek out this legend for himself. Not to gain any such powers, but to find inspiration for his artwork. Scouring the Bulgarian archives, he seemed to have found only dead ends, but then he met a very helpful elderly archivist named Rebecca. She was surprisingly well informed about the legend and told him she had heard from travellers a likely location of the temple. Daniel f